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Where’s the MUTE button?

Only thing more jarring to my nervous system are bagpipes! Eeeek! Must silence the cat!

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I have a running joke between my wife and her mother about bagpipes. She’s got Scottish in her heritage and loves them and she knows I despise the sound…so she sends me bagpipe YT videos and threatens to take me to Scotland for a bagpipe festival. THE HORROR!!

'How do you define ‘perfect pitch’?
When you throw an accordian in a dumpster and it lands on some bagpipes.

What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

There’s a million of 'em… :slight_smile:

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Me too! Awful sound!

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How would the computer even know how tall you are??!! The implications are frightening!!

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